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HOLY CRAP..laura rowsell just asked me out on a date for tommarow...I KNOW!!! ...i'm so like..omg Ha..i'm really nervous i like her a lot..i'm think i'm gonna put out and go all the way
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| bruce..not so almighty |
[02 Jul 2004|08:56am] |
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OK so bruce was found out again by "secuirty" this is twice now, so of course i just brought him to brad and kirbys place, man hes gonna get weary travelling all the time, but he's a soilder that bruce ahha he can hang in there. so yeah bev the "ra" told on me wich is very stupid cause we got in a fight last night and she was spilling pop all over me and myy room, so what was i suspose to do? " oh bev need some help with that? **opens a 2 liter of pepsi. yeah right i pushed her out my door and such. so her being a imature bitch as she is she told secuirty. so the came to my door surprinsgly like 8 in the morning i was undressed so i used my blankets as coverings haha security probally enjoyed that, fucking COP WANNABES its times liek these i wish they were smart enough to use a computer so they could read this. yeah so i asked them are they doing anything about the over amount of pot being smoked in this building, they said oh yeah dont worry were on that, i though to myself "LIKE FUCK" thats what theres over 15 per night walking around red eyed and in daze droling at the vending machine for almost an hour. well thats myy bitchy rant i guess, wow this is liek my seccond entry..see i told you id write more if it was in my room. well i'm gone back to bed, then its off to hospital for my needle..ahh gotta love that herion.
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| no ones reads my journal anyway ha |
[16 Jun 2004|03:43pm] |
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A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been
drinking jack and coke all morning.
She can make u feel high, full a single greatest commodity known to man:
promise; promise of a better day, promise of a greater hope, promise of a new tomorrow.
This particular aura can be found in the gate of a beautiful girl:
in her smile, and in her soul, and the way she makes every
rotten little thing about life seem like it's gonna be ok.
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| underwear head strikes again |
[06 Jun 2004|07:13pm] |
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ok i just ate supper with the ones i call " the oldies" and i spent the majority of the meal trying to figure out if the mother had a spot of gravey or a mole on the corner of her mouth , then i looked over and it was gone..so she either licked off the gravey or the mole fell off. i think i'm getting either posion ivy or the heat rash.. i'm off to work..wooo PAY WEEK!!
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[05 Jun 2004|12:09am] |
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so i woke up yesterday and it felt like someone beat the crap out of me in my sleep ..sis?..ok that was funny when i was 10 its kinda lost its spunk..and from there on..open my stomach and poured vomit in it. so i went to work like a drunken zombie worked in the same matter until the lovely panic attacks struck ( i get those when i get sick) so then my sister came to get me within an hour.that was all for that day. and now i have to put up with my sisters boyfriends friend who is a fucking turd..he laughs at breathing. my other roommate...ugh..who i hate the much he's such a douch..hes the ugliest mother fucker i've ever seen but he thinks he the cooliest shit in the world..and he's a jerk to everyone, he's an all around ass hole..he looks and sounds like a frog..his eyes are never open..and his voice? i wish i had a recorder.its indesribeable, i think he's my most hated person in this house, i feel like i'm in survivor wheres theres people i hate and like. hes probally the worse, i'm usually a nice guy, but these people just annoy to the max.i've already mention the big fat guy who's annoying, and frog man, now theres the inlaws..merv(my sisters boyfriend) mom is the most annoying woman i've ever met she makes a comment on everything she reminds me of my grandmother..whom compared to this woman..is a saint. and she smokes wich is just nasty anyway. now for the elderly man..no wait..i forgot one more thing about the bitch( mervs mom) she was beaking bread today wich she complaned about but she chose to do it and feel sits her duty to do so..and she needed something for her head so she puts on kyles (mervs kid) underwear lol..so she going around the house with a pair of 6 year olds underwear on her head..i was just like..is that nesicary?..well that concludes my rants about the people in this room at the moment..goodbye
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| coooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnceeeeeeerrrrrtttttttttssssss |
[01 Jun 2004|05:28pm] |
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haha..toronto rules edgefest is next month and warped tour is comming here i just found out..and then lollapoloza..i'm speachless..i've only been to a sum41 conert in my life..but now i get to see all these awesome shows..i'm going to explode.
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| working 9-5 what a way to make a living **dances |
[24 May 2004|11:52pm] |
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haha.. so here i reside in the land of bramton, i almost missed my flight because mom told me it was 6 but it was really 5:30 thanks mom **thumbs up noit wasn't her fault really so no biggy. so brampton is a nice place this building is cool and outside the window i am looking out of at this very moment is a park and lovely pond that is a good walking grounds for... for..couples :< ha. thers a nearby mall and other entertainment outlets. i start work tommarow 10 bucks an hour :> i've got the "talk" from my sister and her boyfriend ie. my boss about oo you have to work hard listin to your boss etc. and i have to take out my piercings wich pisses me off, but its only for 10 hours anyway and thats not too bad, but if i get my new onesi have to keep them in for a certian period of time so take that work :P. the talk thing pisses me off though cause i know hwo to work its just labour its not rocket science, i'm just going to go in work my ass off come home sleep and dream about my money, girls and modest mouse HA.well i do believe this is all i have to say for now, i am off to bed everyone
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| excitment lingering but still present |
[19 May 2004|11:10pm] |
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ok this is the third time attempting to post this entry i'm hoping it will work this time and i hope and think it will. so my excitement has decreased a little from the last 2 attempts oh its still there, just decreased is all . ok so the reason i am excited is becasue in 2-3 days i get to go to toronto and stay in brampton with my sister and work at a not so flattering job but the money tis good. but what is even cooler is that lollapoloza is going there next month and my friend danny is going with me and i'm pumped so anyone going to the fest and read this i'll see you there i'll eventually post pictures so you can see what i look like and if u see me you can say hey lj guy or ignore me haha whatever u think is in your best intrest.
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| whooaa...whats this? |
[18 May 2004|02:10pm] |
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hey i think i remember this, livejournal right? cool i'll check it out. so i was posting a story about one of my adventures but my computer had a orgasm and didn't work so i scartched that idea, and i'm not going to post anything about the graduation party saterday night, just msg me and look at my display pic it should give you some sort of idea, and my others friends have already mentioned the gathering and such, so i'm going to try and start a new on this entry and start entries from activities posting from there. theres one thing though i added all you new people but no one post, the only thing that makes these journals interesting is people commenting, so friends of mine that personally know, what the fuck? i want comments haha, because i am going to toronto soon and i will probally post on a constant basis and i want comments so it doesn't feel like i'm all alone in a huge city and theres an outside world besides work, my sister, her boyfriend, and his kid. i will also be posting pics constantly of my surroundings ha. well thats all i have to say now i like comments. later
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| the bitter we are few |
[10 May 2004|04:10pm] |
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yeah i'm not really sure what the subject was about i tried to sound poetic haha if i should not persue a carear as a poet tell me so. i wrote this entry last night but some how it got destroyed :< so here is my seccond attempt. so like i've said before i am going to post a lot more from this date onward really i am. anyway for all of you who are scared of how your on my friends list? dont be scared and lock your doors unless you live in a bad part of town. anyway you are not alone , see my friend brad who you may all know is a livejournal junkie ** looks over to see brad in floor smutthered in printed out livejournal entries twitching and drooling aposed to me, so i added a bunch of people from his because people commenting on entries is motivation to actually write something, otherwise its very boring. a little abckground story for you all i've known brad since the tender age of...your how old when your born again? oh yeah secconds i've known brad since birth and theres other stories to accompany that but i wont really get into those. so thats how you people are now on my friends list. i also must apologize to marie for no reason posting jerkish comments on her journal i was just tired and bored it wont happen again, i never want to see you again. so we'll leave it there. i found out that i have a chance to toronto adn work and get 10 bucks an hour , i am higly considering it becasue i do need the cash. and point may blows of course and i love love love cities *rolls around on a pile of city maps. i will greatly miss you all, so i'm going to make the next 3 weeks worth wild and drink as much wine as my body can handle ( whispers to the screen * i'm a bit of a wine-o). so that is all for now i do think, for anyone reading this that is from toronto preferablly the brampton area, if im really bored shall you attend a movie with me? i can tell you many embarsing stories of brad..oh thats right theres many ** opens a book labbeled the book of brad. later hoes
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| tv shows lost but not forgotten |
[07 Apr 2004|06:32am] |
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ok so its 6:31, yet another late night/morning for me, damn pepsi, i bid u fairwell. In my attempts to go go to sleep i started thinking of old tv shows that i loved so much, but cannot remember the name no matter how hard i try. so the purpose of this entry if so you out there **points at screen..in internet land to help me out. OK first one , it came on saterday mornings, around early ninties and it was a show not a cartoon, and the opening showed a family driving a station wagon and all of a sudden the ground like opens up and they fall in to find themselves in this prehistoric dino land, and they have this little baby dinosaur as a pet, so if anyone knows that one, please help me out. ok next one, came on itv thats a canadian station for you yanks out there, no offense feel free to call me a canuck. it was also a show came on mid 90's on itv tv show not cartoon, saterdays around super time and there was this lost girl or person, i dono all i can remember is fog, a beach, some witch watching her threw a crystal ball and the witch had like just the head for a sidekick, the head wasa puppet, not real. so if anyone can tell me the name of either of those shows you will make my year, and free candy and sex will be given out all around
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| if you tip a cow, will they really die? |
[02 Apr 2004|03:26am] |
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tonight was awesome **in chris griffen voice, i have so much fun lately without drinking its crazy, and i love it.ok first of because of the nape strike ordeal wich i support by the way i got like money back from the food plan like 192 dollars and i'm getting 150 for my gamecube so i went downtown ate subway, it ahd to eb the best sub of the year it was almost to good to eat..eh but i did anyway. so then i went to wal-mart bought a new cool keybaord and controller and two very good dvds shindlers list and goonies, yes very extream ends of a spectrum, but thats the way i like my taste. then i came back chatting for a bit, ok a bit off topic but i'm going home soon and i can't wait, its going to fucking rule, i can't too see all my friends you all rule and i love you all and so does bruce, and whoever told me to get over my rat, fuck yourself with both your thumbs my rat is cooler than you'll ever be.i hope i find a way to take home all my stuff before easter that would rule, i hope it happens :<. if not i onyl have to wait liek 10 days for al my good stuff, but i would like have it home i would feel more comfortable with my stuff, damn i lost my train of thought cause i was watching a icp video, yeah i know insanse clown posse some people think they suck and various other comments, i'm not a die hard fun but i enjoy them i used to lsiten to them a lot with my friend damien, but back to the events of tonight. i went to jeremys room center of fun in res for me hung out watched them get high thats right i obsevered i didn't par take. Then we all went to the bar and just hung out i played the slots and won 15 bucks first so i bought some drinks for some people and such. then i gambled again with another 10 bucks and jeremy adn danny was helping me and i got some wierd thing going on with the machine i'm not a gambler so i'm not really sure what its called but i kept winning it wa slike i could not loose so i hauled out 55 bucks so i bought a couple more drinks, i bought some drinks for a girl like, i was hoping to talk to her more but i got cought up with the whole talking to jeremy adn danny thing and then she left :< i hope to see her tommarow. after all the humorous shanangins i went mention all of them here cause it is a lot so i just tell the glory details me and jeremy and peggy were walking back and i dropped my pants and ran and so did jeremy and as soon as we did the fuzz hehe fuzz passed us and we had our pants down, luckily i pulled them up rather quickly, man i'll lamost telling this like a narator in a novel, thatd be a cool job, i could do that. but that was lucky for us, and then we just came back and so on and so forth, so i'm out for now see all you when i get home, me and bruce will be pulling up in my benz with the bling haha
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| i wonder how many car accidents are cased yearly by the driver recieving oral sex? think about it |
[30 Mar 2004|01:46am] |
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greetings and salute all, i really need to add more people on my friends list, more comments would be nice. It seems like i posting to....no one, ha. so anyway, as the going home count down goes its aprox. a week and a half, and i could not be more excited for anything else thats ever happened. Its not that i'm unhappy here, i'm happier than ever now a days. i've just had enough of school, i want out of it for this year, and of course i want to go home mostly so i wont have to see a certain someone i dislike who seems to be everywherei choose to be anyway, i'm going to avoid her for the next week or so anyway its my best interest becasue seeing her only makes me extreamly made and i blurt immature things like slut and etc. but she has this thing in hang'n around with guys i hang around with? does she have no female friends? and shes lying in bed as i type right now with someone i'm pretty sure who has a friend. i'm tired of starting immature spats wich is why i just want to be home. Because then i know once i leave here i never have to see her again wich is such a reliefe i can't wait for that time to come **closes hands and prays, haha so other than that, that is all. i hope to see you all when i get back, bruce is die'n to meet you guys
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| i await my own arrival |
[28 Mar 2004|02:41am] |
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ok so its sunday, no wait sratch that.. sunday morning 2:37, the night was ok, went to clancys and saw an amzing band, i loved them. But as for my other plans to spend some time with someone i had my eye on for a while did not work so well. And my current situation sucks, i'm not tired, i'm bored, i'm sooooo hungry....and i'm broke :<, i wish it was monday right now. I cannot wait to go home, for many many a reasons that i wotn get into at the moment, i wanted to be freed of a plague that lingers around me here. Thirteen days is too far away, i cannot wait to go home with all my belongings and have everything i love in my room, and see the people i love, i acn't wait to hang otu with my friends, and see certain people i am die'n to see. well thats all for now, i am sooooooooo hungry, i'll probally play computer games or watch a movie on city, a nights tale is on..oh my stomach is starting to hrut now
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| good times cancel out bad people |
[21 Mar 2004|05:39pm] |
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Howdy yall, I went out to clancys last night and had an awesome time i had some food and watched jeremy play, an awesome set i might it was very good, even though they only rehearsed once.good none the less. I met a girl from corner brook, well origonally from clarenville they i met last year and seen her play a week ago in corner brok she's a really cool girl it was cool meeting her again, ,we talked for a nice while i ahd a good overall good time.sobre i might add, me and jeremy laughed our asses off at the stupidiest things mostly because jeremy was really high..ohh the rockstar life. It was good gig to end a semmester, i'm really happy about last nigt and at the moment. So now that the good sutff is out of they way time to mention some not so pleasant stuff, i'm sure most people who read my journal know of maries as well, well she can stand up forherself or whatever she thinks she wants to do, but i was merely stating my opinion,wich i'm pretty sure i'm allowed to do on mym own livejournal, so i will stand by what i said about marie because i think its true and there are people who agree with me, i'm not trying to turn this into something dirty, likei said i'm just stating my opinion. Its just a matter of time of people knowing her that they will see what i and other people see, it'll only take a while. well i'm out, enjoy the reading
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[17 Mar 2004|09:29pm] |
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Howdy yall, so this is gonna be a mixed entry both humorous and serious. I've been feeling pretty good lately. i happy now a days but i still always feel wierd, almost like i'm missing out on the rest of the world, by being here in stephenville, almost like i should be somewhere else, i discovered a little to late i dont really want to be recording for the rest of my life. so i have three weeks left to do 2 courses go home come back write 2 exams and go hmoe and do 4 courses online. oh the fun** sarcastic tone. Then i hope to get a job either with swas at home or with the theatre department in grand bank i'm hoping to so i can pay off my loan or some of it and my parents. so t hen i shall march forward with chin high hoping to finish this recording arts diploma and go onto mun for some higher education...i hope. Other than that, i had a very wierd expierence today, ok next to a prostate exam ulatrasound has to be the gayest procedure performed by doctors. first he tells me to take of my jacket and shirt..gay? yes, then he tells me to lie down while he rubs some sort of jelly/cream all over me and tells me to move in various position , once again not the most hetherosexual act ever performed, then he gives me a towl to whipe myself off with like some whore he just purchased and now wants to quickly leave before he wife comes home. So i advicee all if you need to get a ultrasound done be forwarned, i'm not even sure what it was for, i just know i felt dirty when i left the hospital.
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| when i said lets keep in touch i hope u know i mean that i wish youd grow up!!! |
[15 Mar 2004|10:02pm] |
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ok i was hoping my next entry would be a happy one, but looks like something got in the way of that. dont get me wrong i am pretty happy things are going great i'll be home in a month, i've everything that surrounds me to make me happy, i am pretty happy. i had great stories to tell about previous weekends and such, but they've been interupted because i have an itch and painful bite if you will. a bite from a pest that doensn't go away . i guess its time name the suspect its marie clarie lapaix if you see her run in the opposite direction if you ocme too close she make chew your leg and try such everybit of your being to make her hers..a sucubus if you will (refencee southpark) sure she seems nice and and real cool person at first..this mym friends is how you detect a fake person. she i liked her i'll admit i thought she was super cool so i had a crush on her and so forth, and we hooked up, and she became unbarely obsessed with me, i mean its to liek the person your dating a lot..YES. but to buy $30 gifts when your not even an item, i hope must guys would agree its a tad bit wierd. And so eventually i seen a different marie one i did not like so much, one that scared me sometimes and made me uncormfotable, so i broke up with her but doing as she does made me feel liek shit for it and clinged to me not letting me forget, so time after time this went on, me feeling extreamly guilty, until she got pissed at me over a kraft tdinner making incadent, so she broke up with me and so there i left it us broken, and 5 plus times she asked me back, hey i'm not a jerk for people that know me they know i'm not a jerk by any means, but she would not get the point, of cuorse i felt bad..butshe went home one weekend and a thing for my best friend brad.ok any decent person knows you dont even phantom the thought of liking your exs by anymeans.but she did.so that is all i have to say about this girl, she'll probally read this and try to do the same thing to me on her journal bash me or something,casue shes put many a entries in about me,even pics of us holding hands after we broke up without my permisson. but fuck it.thats what she does anyway..copy. have funn with your next obession
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| Best night in a fort night |
[29 Feb 2004|02:06am] |
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hey remember me i used to have a live journal haha i'm gonna have to tell people to read this cause everyone probally forgets i have this. anyway im writting in this because i'm soon gonna be writting on a nomarl basis and because tonight and this weekend i have many a good treats to enter in this journal.First of all some bad news, me and marie broke up..yes for those of you keeping track..AGAIN. but its final this time. theres just too much fighting and the such, its nothing personal but i just didn't want to be in the relationship anymore.. eh i wont bore you with all the glory details. message me for further information. Still no net in my own room but the skank whore sure tells me on monday she'll be up..so thats a bonus. and friday i got my care package mmm with all the goodies from mom :> she's the best mom if u recently got a computer and net access I LOVE YOU hahaha..and all of you who read this..yes i am a momas boy. so what huh? huh?**sticks off chest. i did good on one of my midterms and i'm feeling a lot better in general now..thanks meds :> (Y). and i should be on my ritalin soon if the doc says so, then the marks shall go up and hopefuly i can go to mun. yeah and so i went out to the bar tonight and had an awesome kick ass time..without alcohol i might add, straight edged is actually fun. who'd figure. two awesome punk and indie bands from st.johns played.the first one wich is under authority wich i used to hear my frien from st.johns last year talk about a lot, they were awesome punk band they made me happy :> , but the second? oh my panties roundelay were awesome they're so wicked and funny, they played a great set, and played a sparta cover i'm sure most of you are familar with "cut the ribbon" it was awesome i got all into and totally moshed out and scream all the lyrics with the singer and some of my friends then they played one last song and we were freaking out and the guitarist jumps on my back so i just spin him around it was soo cool i bought their demos and swag..all in all i had an awesome ngiht and wicked with i feel guilty for..because of the other events , guilty in a sense but i can't feel guilty for having fun.anywho hope you read this.. later OH.
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| that songs for you brad haha |
[08 Dec 2003|07:14pm] |
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yeah i'm gonn up date this cause i haven't like in 3 or 4 days haha and someone was bitch'n haha someone who rhyms with....nad.. haha yeah so i got lots to tell i guess mixture of the good and bad. i'm not doing my assignments like i really should be doing but first things things first.. this rancid song makes me pretty happy and its for you brad just incase your feeling down point may fuck ups stick together huh? haha but yeah my day is going ok, went to school to find out no one in my group was to work on my project, adn i found out today no matter what i do now i'm fuck when it comes to my accounting haha so theres another course i'll be doing nextyear.. i dont really care now i dont have so much to worry about for the time being i just dont want mom to find out eh, this is my life not moms i want to impress her and stuff but she's my mom seh's suspose to love me and shit no matter what, she should be proud that i even got this far haha, so i'm not gonna worry about it..i just want to study and pass the rest of them and get the fuck out of here and go home for christmas..wich if all goes right..will fuck'n rule haha, so thats all the news of today , no onto the weekend past haha friday ruled, i was chilling in my room when a bunch of pple came in my room and were all like.. man party on ohio everyones going.. blah blah blah ahha iw as like..everyone? fuck i didn't know a lot of people were going so i rushed a shower and got some guy i know named nick who's thinks he's an egyptian pharoh and austrillian and bristish all rolled up into one he's were like an austraillian outback hat and is obssesed with, goldfinger, green day and lit, and plays a 5 string left handed bass, he's a cool guy but kinda fucked up lol in a good way liek the whole way to the party he was talk'n about how the god of the abyss is going to send us to the egyptian underworld and shit lol..he's fucked up like that but its entertaining..especially when we started to make fun of him becasue he wouldn't stop talk'n liek he was a pharoh and shit but then we got thier and just went away from him so eh was stood against a wall by himself lol. the party was as big as advertised stupid people over exazerating. it was just like people from rez in one party that wasn't at res ahhaha and some people and some people that i call the high up people the ore civilized fuckers with beards and are in bands and are fat who just play pearl jam and fuck'n neil younge shit and stand with thier fancy beers and look upon me and my stoner outcast friends ahha yeah thats my beef abotu them..well not quiet i need ot include the reason ahah so it doesn't seem like i just hate smart people in bands ahha..we were in the pot smoke'n room and one the guys this fat troll/ogar look'n guy with a big beard sitting on the floor with like a fucking 2 litre or some shit of heiniken yeah i can't spell that for shit, and i was talk'n and joking with people and he was fuck'n sat on the floor giving me fucked up looks, so i was thinking yeah fuck you beardo, hes not the only beard guy that angered me, the head of the sutdent council guy or whatever pissed me off.. i dono he's like suspose to be like this big shot for the school and he was making fun of the side kick janitors.. like i make fun of them somewhat but he was doign iot more and he suspose to be like a big ehad figure of whatever, thats not the main reason he was kidna funny.. if he wasn't such a doucbag..i dono the fancy people i was talk'n abotu were all in a room at the end of the party when me and my friend deon were still floating around tanked as fuck and i was walk'n around with the cool like new aged sex book wich liek described everythign sexual possible in this cool way.. so as i would. i said to one of my friends after showing everyone and making jokes to everyone about the book in a silly manor lol.. some guy in it had a dick that look like a semi filled up water ballon ..come on thats funny ahha but i left in that fancy people room at one point and went to take it again cause i told danny moments before i was gonna steel it for shits lol..then that FAT BEARDED STUDENT ASSHOLE stole it from me.. i knwo i was gonna steal it anyway so its kidna stupid to be complaining i dono just another reason for me to hate those wine drinking laugh at the underdog fucks.. yeah yeah i love wine i know lol..i dono just pisses me off when people interfer in me doing shit like that ..like come on you midle aged community studies fuck..haven't you stole somethign from a party ahha minor stuff really but nothing pisses me off often so lol.. i liek to bitch for the fun of it sometimes. anywho the party was pretty good they had the new ninja turlte game on gamecube i was playing with somw guy from 6th floor for a while cause i was liek coola videogame at party..but then i was like.. man i got a gamecube home lol this is a party i'm gonna get fucked up and talk to people lol..so i did that instead wich turned out to be a good decision. so thats all for the party most of that didn't happen in chronological order, oh i forgot i was really drunk on the couch with stacey, deon adn danny who i hate when he's drunk, or in a social circle you know? i dono maybe its envy cause i hate self centered people who just start talking to get peoples attention and will say anything and try to catch everyones eye.. i knwo some people well say i'm like that or whatever but i let everyone have just as much or more say then me, but yeah i was making fun of him at the end and eh was like man whats your problem? so in my drunken state i just..i dont like you hahahaha really mean i know cause he was liek silent for a bit after that, and if he reads this i kinda apologize dude, but some people and booze are just evil and/or stupidity combined. but then me and deon left after swippign some candy from the top of the fridge and realizing stans girlfriend(host of the party) was waaayyy to nice to steal actuall stuff from ..she's crazy nice man.. like nicer than my mom for those of you who know my mom so we just left and stood otuside from some reason and the person next door who was kinda younge and prety hot come otu and said " some people have to work tommarow you know" so me and deon were like.. yeah fuck that whatever, so we stayed and drank beer there for a little more... i think....hahaha. until mark best came along well stumbled alogn drunk as fuck. mark is a guy who is punk in drublic haha he gets drunk as fuck and just calls everyone off he sees haha liek makes fun, puts down to the dirt.w/e he just gets lippy as fuck, he listens to a lot fo old school punk like sex pistols and dead kenendys, so after talk'n to him about the party or whatever we told him to go and piss on that misses door that called us off.. no luck :< so then we just travelled, i lost my belt buckle trying to piss on a school bus lol..so then we just walked home found a shopping kart in soem guys lawns o deon was liek get it.. i was drunk so i was like suer..easy way home..but i was like yeah well ride half and half.. but he just ened up pushing me al the way home it was soo fun mostly cause i was soo drunk and hapy that i didn't have to walk.. it looked so cool though i was like getting a ride home on the open road lol drinking beer as i went.. but then deon ramed me at his car lol wich i told him not to do but he did anyway adn that was the end of the night..the rest was just me stumblign to maries room drinking water and finished a bag of cheezies and mumbling somethign to hear and then passing out. saterday me and marie just went to mcdonalds and she treated me ocne again :>.. but THEN.. *DRUM ROLL.. we found out bigmacs were like 99 cents a piece so i foamed from the mouth as i would..and i think thats opretty much my weekend nothign could of happened in the next days and hours because i can't remember it wel enough to write about it . lol.. ok there ya go brad and new entry you already knwo some of it..so i hope you ejoy..see you in nine days fucker have Booze or pot waiting for me or i'm gonna be pissed lol..later
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ok ok hold on to your seats or crotches this time i should have a good one now, its the most amusing one yet. well first the serious bullshit thats not so interesting anyway, yeah i was on msn really late talking to marie claire wich was fun , but then i went to my room and cj was there whom i call cock juice , he doesn't like that and has told me many times to stop calling him that, wich i did not hahaha, is it lame to laugh in your journal? eh fuck it lol, so he wa is my room stoned talk'n about evoltion and this scientific shit that i'm sure he's ful of shit about cause he's a big bullshiter, and he just likes to sound smart probally cause he has no other fuck'n traits about him, and i was getting anoyed listen to him babble about shit so i ask him " ok professor cock juice, if your so fucking smart how coem you work in fucking mcdonalds?" he said some shit about not having a degree and marie got mad at me casue i was being a jerk towards him and he was getting pissed so i told him to fuck off and go away, then marie told me to be nice and i said fuck off..not nice i know i know but i apologized today via the email haha, expect for that last night was pretty cool i'm pretty happy now too just worrying about my test and shit but if i study hard i should do good, but yeah shane is or was kinda mad at me we were joking yesterday about him being a pothead hahaha cause i was do it cause he has never smoked pot before, so i said it again and he acme otu and wrestled with me in a non homosexual way and it hurt ahahha so he came out with a big box of garbage from his room so i kicked the box adn it went flying all over the floor .lol it was funny to see, anywho besides all that drama shit. toady in school was fun and/or funny we ahd presentations in human relations class and lesley was up for hers and john boy let a huge eruption fart go the kind that sound liek someone smack'n a wall or punching it or whatever and me jeremy and john boy luaghed our asses off..thats right our buttoxs fell completely off haha .. but i was funny..so then i figured id show john boy up so i went over and farted once or twice on jeremys shoulder and they smelled just like the eggs i had for breakfast and the whole class was sick hahaha jeremy made many a die'n mans face hahaha..but then i tried for more and jeremy said they were wussy ones so i had one more and it sounded like an elephant and it stank like nothing i smelled before lol.. the whole class was grossed out..and the teacher who is very timid.. he looks liek brain from pink and the brain and is a very quiet kinda teacher.. finally smelt it. i'm surprised he never heard it.. it was loud.. he got up and said jesus christ and waved the book in front of his face and left and wouldn't come back in. its def. one of those ahd to be there things.. but brad, you'll find it funny i hope so ahha if i know you. so that was the highlight of my day. hrmm is it kidna sad that the funniest thign in my day..was a fart? eh lol..anywho time to go get drunk
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